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GibberishWhere the hedgehogs count backwards from zero to three  And the pussy cat soars like the eagle  There's a telegraph pole eating sky for his tea  And a camembert pruning a beagle Gibberish
by ~John-Ticklesocks
Gilbert O'Baker's VanA scone again (naturally)   
In a little while from now  If I don’t fancy anything sour  I’ve promised myself to treat myself  To something that’s been made with flour  Something nice for me  To have alongside my tea  Like a Battenberg, or an angel cake  Or a box of chocolate fingers  Or maybe Jaffa Cakes, with a taste  Of Jaffa beauty  But then again I might decide  On something that’s quite fruity  A pensioner’s tea-time dream    With jam and clotted cream  A scone again, naturally   
To think that only yesterday &nbs Gilbert O'Baker's Van
by ~John-Ticklesocks
Vampire braveryA hungry vampire  After biting a virgin  Orders up a steak Vampire bravery
by ~John-Ticklesocks
Rodent-based nonsenseThe mice on the hilltops of Thrimble-On-Sea  Were planning a trip to the moon  For they fancied a nice bit of cheese for their tea  And had crafted a gigantic spoon   
They’d been busy all summer, just planning their route  With meticulous levels of care  And had made them a space-craft from bits of old boot  And then anything else going spare   
But they needed an engine, of this they were certain  They went to the mystical weasel  Who supplied them with one made from bits of old curtain  That needed not petrol, nor diesel   
They were ready to leave, with the en Rodent-based nonsense
by ~John-Ticklesocks
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TempestTempest wears itself the irony  Upon my sleeve for all to show,  And in my hair full fast asleep.   
The devil may care but I can't be  Bothered, nor will I ever know.  Tempest wears itself the irony   
Twisting itself cruel around me,  Pulling me under in its tow  And in my hair full fast asleep.   
The eye of the storm reverently  I'm oblivious to my every foe,  Tempest wears itself the irony.   
A lover's trust in my creed  When the pain I give is slow,  And in my hair full fast asleep   
Sustains us through the tyranny  Where all is lo Tempest
by `jade-pandora
Senryu Summer Set 2-1-   
price of gas forgotten  while ducks cross the road   
-2-   
parking lot brawl  ignoring the cars-  seagulls' pecking order   
-3-   
highway stretches far  but not far enough-  dead skunk   
-4-   
oily taste-  black ants  
in my cereal again!   
-5-   
midday heat  house cat crouches-  
pigeons walk on water   
-6-   
half asleep-  
garden sprinklers  lull the rain-lovers   
-7-   
early morning walk-  incontinent ladies  and church dogs &nbs Senryu Summer Set 2
by `jade-pandora
HaikuWriMo 2008, July 1-31July 31   
                                           the north star                    two cranes ascend  from a rooftop   
           =   
July 30   
I can't wait  
for your rain  
to end this drought   
  &# HaikuWriMo 2008, July 1-31
by `jade-pandora
Senryu Summer Set 1-1-   
drama in the park  she throws his napsack-  butterfly t-shirts   
-2-   
imported apples-  a dog's  peace offering   
-3-   
zoo trip-  baboon curls his lip  at me   
-4-   
pet rat  
fat and content  with its short life   
-5-   
from an air duct  desperately  
seeking cricket   
-6-   
weeding-  depopulation from  strangulation  
 
-7-   
dogs in the park  dressed for the runway-  weekend walkies   
-8-   
suddenly &n Senryu Summer Set 1
by `jade-pandora
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Finally!!! More senseless drivel.

Tue Sep 23, 2008, 2:57 PM
Howdy folks, :wave:

I can't believe:-

a) It's that far to Tipperary
b) It's not butter

And

c) I've actually managed to dribble some lunacy onto the pages of DA once more.

It's been a very long time coming, and I have missed you all and all your stuffs - which are certainly a lot less deranged than mine - greatly, but with the launch of my latest neuro-twoddle, I'm hopefully about to make amends.

There's a few things I need to do, namely, preparing for the next haikuwrimo (whenever that may be), and also to check out all 382 deviations that have been patiently sitting there waiting. Over the next three weeks or so, I'm very much hoping to catch up properly and also start polluting these otherwise stable pages with insanity, so as I always say...

Enjoy,

Ash. (also *Cigarash )

:)


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Somebody I have missed greatly since my absence began who I remember always used to give my eyeballs something to look forward to is `jade-pandora. It's always been good to mimble on over to her page of lexical goodness so I'd heartily recommend a visit:-

:iconjade-pandora:

Please also take the time and give these wonderful people (in no particular order) some love:-

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I've also joined the most choctastic group on the planet. Check out :iconallaboutthechocolate: for some sweet sweet goodness.

:D

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*TheFavoritesProject:iconTheFavoritesProject: Nov 23, 2008, 6:37:28 PM
You've been tagged!

Someone liked one of your poems so much that they suggested it to be featured by *TheFavoritesProject. Now it's your turn to spread the love and suggest someone else's poem to be featured. Just send us a note with a link and our panel of appraisers will vote. It's that simple!
`jade-pandora:iconjade-pandora: Sep 27, 2008, 1:17:50 AM
Thank you so much, Ash, for all the :+fav:s! :faint:

"Shibari Haiku Renga" [link]

"Eclipse" [link]

"Senryu Summer Set 1" [link]

"Senryu Summer Set 2" [link]

"Tempest" [link]

"HaikuWriMo 2008, July 1-31" [link]

:rose:

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Sep 27, 2008, 3:51:56 AM
You're always welcome. I've not finished yet though. I'll carry on browsing hopefully tomorrow. :-)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
`jade-pandora:iconjade-pandora: Sep 29, 2008, 3:24:55 AM
You're so very kind to indulge my humble works, Ash :thanks:

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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!devilso:icondevilso: Jul 21, 2008, 9:56:06 AM
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Mood: Optimism `jade-pandora:iconjade-pandora: May 21, 2008, 12:59:55 AM
Even though i'm not in your wonderful people group ;p ...

i thought i'd still come by to thank you (and i do thank you, yanno) for giving :+fav:s to the following works of mine:

"Choir Practice" [link]
"Tanka Sex Talk" [link]
"Spring Haikuthon Mar 1-31 2008" [link]
"A..." [link]
"Spring Bee Haiku contest entry" [link]

i'm glad you liked them all :thanks:

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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