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Ashley Paddon  
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As the day begins  Brass, woodwind, strings, percussion  Congregate once more   
Delighting the crowds  Entertaining all day long  From dawn until night   
Giving happiness  Hearing wonderful tones of  Instruments singing   
Joining the nation  Kids and adults listening  Like never before   
Mesmerising all  Never had they witnessed such  Orchestral beauty   
Pianos softly  Quietly but audibly  Ring in the evening   
Sweet melodies set  To the tune of pure beauty  Under the night sky   
Violins playing &n

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First floor - ladieswearShopping for things in department stores  A toaster, some clothes, and a Breville  A girl, very hairy, and on the first floor  Takes hirsute to a whole new level First floor - ladieswear
in Open on 5/8/08
A sad day in teapot's lifeSaid the cabbage to the teapot  As it lay about the kitchen  You’ve spilt your tea  
All over me  And frankly sir, it’s itchin’   
The teapot was a tad confused  Not just because of leakage  But more to think  It’s loss of drink  Encouraged cabbage speakage   
And then they went their separate ways  After such an extraordinary meeting  For the cabbage, though soiled  Was suddenly boiled  By people in need of some eating   
And every so often the teapot recalls  That somewhat peculiar day  When he showered tea  Over A sad day in teapot's life
in Open on 5/7/08
Pastry based grumblingsThree point one four  
One five nine  Illiterate mathematicians  
Sitting down to dine  With a sorrowful sound  One glumly declared  It’s meant to be round  But my pie are squared Pastry based grumblings
in Open on 5/6/08
I rob - Apologies to Macy GrayTV shows for kids  Don’t get made like they did  When I was small  I believe they made too much money  They should give it all to me  I want it all   
I sneak around in under cover of night  Trying to make things seem so right  
 
I rob from moomintrolls ‘til they’re broke  Pilfer cash from Zippy and Bungle  Though I try to hide it, it’s clear  I mug wombles when you are not near  Rob moomins ‘til they’re broke  Pilfer cash from Zippy and Bungle  Though I try to hide it, it’s clear  I mug wombles when you are not near   I rob - Apologies to Macy Gray
in Song on 11/11/07
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A yearfull of FukyuJanuary,  new year, new resolutions,  same old crap.   
February,  pint size runt  two days short.   
March,  celebrator of chocolate bunnies  and Zombie Jesus.   
April,  She ain’t that bad,  T.S Elliot’s a pussy.  
 
May,  dirty Maggie May  
robbing Sailors!  
 
June,  the year’s halfway done,  just starting for some.  
 
July,  Your stench is acrid  spent smoke and puke.   
August,  Unruly unruly, wild child  liberty month.   
September,  balding old man  
a A yearfull of Fukyu
by ~Iscariot-Priest
Women do it betterMan with child; bad parenting ahead. Women do it better
by ~Iscariot-Priest
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Greetings and felicitations, fellow loonies.

Journal Entry: Wed May 7, 2008, 4:17 PM
Howdy folks, :wave:

It would appear the drought is finally at an end, and I've started to spout literary dirge again. Huge apologies to all my friends here for the elongated spell of abstinence (I tried to find a shorter word), but it's now all good once more, and a special mention to ~Paul-Cooper who was first to comment on my return to drivel, and also added me to his watch list.

:boogie:

So there it is. You should all hopefully see a lot more of me now, and more importantly, I'll be seeing a lot more of all of you. Now all that's left is for me to start ploughing through all the submissions that remain outstanding, and I've truly returned.

Enjoy,

Ash. (also *Cigarash )

:)


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  • Current Age: 36
  • Current Residence: Farnborough, Hampshire, UK
  • Interests: Many much stuff
  • Favourite movie: The Wizard of Oz, Maelstrom, and plenty of others besides
  • Favourite band or musician: Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Dr. John, T-Rex and many many others
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali, M C Escher
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allan Poe, John Hegley, Spike Milligan, Lewis Carroll
  • Favourite style of art: Abstract, Surreal
  • Operating System: None at present
  • MP3 player of choice: Sony
  • Wallpaper of choice: Life, by Dholl
  • Favourite game: Poker
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox, Dreamcast
  • Favourite cartoon character: Marvin the Martian
  • Personal Quote: If 66 is clickety-click, and 22 is two little ducks, why isn't 62 clickety-duck?
  • Tools of the Trade: Brain

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!devilso:icondevilso: 2 days 4 hours ago
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*jade-pandora:iconjade-pandora: May 21, 2008, 12:59:55 AM Mood: Optimism
Even though i'm not in your wonderful people group ;p ...

i thought i'd still come by to thank you (and i do thank you, yanno) for giving :+fav:s to the following works of mine:

"Choir Practice" [link]
"Tanka Sex Talk" [link]
"Spring Haikuthon Mar 1-31 2008" [link]
"A..." [link]
"Spring Bee Haiku contest entry" [link]

i'm glad you liked them all :thanks:

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I am Lit', therefore, I am!
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Apr 27, 2008, 3:18:31 AM
You're most welcome. :-)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
*Esin:iconEsin: Apr 26, 2008, 7:50:25 PM
Thank you for the :+fav:
:D

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:sun: All serious daring starts from within. Eudora Welty
~Carolan:iconCarolan: Mar 10, 2008, 2:59:15 AM Mood: Joy
Thanks for adding me to your friends!
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Dec 25, 2007, 2:20:23 AM
Thanks very much. Happy Christmas tou you also. Hope it's a good one. :-)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
~NovoART:iconNovoART: Dec 23, 2007, 5:54:44 AM
Merry Christmas and happy New Year!
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Nov 14, 2007, 2:17:37 PM
Thank you very much, I'm glad you enjoy my witterings. :)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
~Amy--Louise:iconAmy--Louise: Nov 14, 2007, 12:05:24 PM
I enjoy your sense of humor very much :heart:

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"Boldness has genius, magic and power in it. Begin it now." ~ Goethe
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Nov 13, 2007, 4:06:50 PM
You're more than welcome. :hug:

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
*jade-pandora:iconjade-pandora: Nov 12, 2007, 9:38:30 PM
ooo thank you, Ash, for adding me to your devWatch! :hug:

*is a huggy person* :)

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I am Lit', therefore, I am!
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Nov 11, 2007, 3:54:00 AM
:D

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Nov 10, 2007, 4:26:25 PM
I have absolutely nil in the way of spendable funds, but thanks for the offer anyhoo. :)

Thanks as well for the comment on my poetic wafflery. :)

Ash.

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
~photographersafety:iconphotographersafety: Nov 10, 2007, 3:53:37 PM
Hey thanks for the coment do u wanna by it :P

can do it direct :P

and liking your poets,

i do them to :)
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Oct 31, 2007, 7:47:35 AM
You're most welcome. :)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
*jade-pandora:iconjade-pandora: Oct 30, 2007, 9:29:49 PM Mood: Content
Thank you dear friend for fav'ing my poems, "When", and "The Sound of Lutes". Your choices mean alot to me.

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I am Lit', therefore, I am!
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Oct 30, 2007, 10:43:40 AM
Thank you very much. :)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Oct 20, 2007, 2:33:36 AM
You're most welcome. And thanks to you for all the favs/comments. :)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
~Lucie-Wojaick:iconLucie-Wojaick: Oct 19, 2007, 4:45:10 PM
Thanks a bunch for the fave!
~John-Ticklesocks:iconJohn-Ticklesocks: Oct 19, 2007, 11:32:51 AM
:)

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Bunga louie lee
Said the monkey to the flea
It wasn't much to say
But it passed the time away
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Spike Milligan.
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